MUSIC SITES

Metal Sludge:  Do you remember the glam, hair and heavy metal bands of the 80's?  Feeling a little nostalgic?  Looking for a really good laugh?  Then have a look at this site - a parody of Metal Edge magazine.  Read the interviews and laugh your ass off as Bastard Boy Floyd, Ozzy Stillbourne, Jani Bon Neil, Donna Anderson and the rest of the Sludge staff poke fun at the washed up rock stars of yesterday.  Be sure to drop by the message board and don't forget to bring your snappy come-backs since nobody holds back at this forum.  Even a simple, "Hello, I'm new," could lead to a big plate of sludge being dumped on your head.

Classic Rock Revisited:  Full of giveaways, great interviews, a listening room, concert and CD reviews, Jeb Wright constantly keeps his site updated.  This place is worth a visit if you love the music from the 60's and 70's.  Register at Rock Talk, the official CRR message board.

Canadian Classic Rock Page:  This site is dedicated to the Canadian classic bands of yesterday.  Read up on classic artists of the past, and those of the future.  It also brings you the latest news, a Canuck music calendar and music trivia.

Rock-N-Roll Universe:  Featuring up-coming bands, along with the classic rockers from yesterday, Rikki Rampage and Sandi Syanide bring you interviews, a listening room, the latest on new releases, CD/DVD reviews, giveaways and lots more!  Be sure to check out the message forum.

Roadrunner Records:  A site dedicated to the recording artists this record company represents.  They bring you the happenings on the latest bands.  They also have a mailbag, message forums, tours, contests and the infamous Blabbermouth.

Rock Confidential:  The guys will love this site.  Not only does Jesse Capps bring you the latest news, concerts, interviews and CD/DVD reviews, this site also features the Rock Confidential Girls, and the ladies of the adult industry are big fans of this site.  Let's just call it rock-n-roll with a good helping of beautiful ladies!

Fan Shrines!

Olympus - A Tribute to Andrew Wood:  Dedicated to the late great Andy Wood, this site contains his previous bands, up until he joined Mother Love Bone, information about the upcoming movie on his life, articles, FAQ and much more.

Randy Rhoads Homepage:  An awesome site dedicated to the legendary late guitarist.  Features photos, guitar tabs, biography, discography, his equipment, articles and lots more.

The Motley Party:  Hosted by Lilith Infanticide and Mr. Vikki Neil, this site is a shrine to Motley Crue.  Includes photos, women of the Crue, discography, videography, press, news, art and a whole lot of other stuff.

Jerry Depot:  A very cool site dedicated to Jerry Cantrell, former guitarist of Alice in Chains.  This site is maintained by two guys named Andy and Nathan.  It features the latest news, articles, tours, releases and everything else that has to do with Jerry Cantrell. 

The High Priesthood:  A shrine built for the metal gods by Metallion, who's also a Canuck!  The site features reviews, archives and a forum.  Stop in and chat with the other Judas Priest fans.

Rock Hard Ride Free:  A very thorough site that contains everything about Judas Priest, from their early years to rare facts, tons of trivia and band profiles.  Be sure to check it out.

Strangest Tribe:  Articles, biography, discography, FAQ, gallery and news on Stone Gossard, rhythm guitarist for Pearl Jam.  Info on Brad and his solo project.  There's also a message forum.

Dan's Pearl Jam Page:  This site is huge.  I believe Dan eats, breathes and drinks Pearl Jam!  I'm not gonna list what his site has, seeing how it contains everything!

The Realms of Death:  A very detailed site that covers everything about Megadeth.  I'm talking discography, timeline, fun facts, gallery, and whatever else floats your boat.  Shoot, just go have a look and see for yourself.

The Dream Police Lock-up:  Probably one of the best Cheap Trick fan sites out there.  Daria covers them from the beginning to the present and everything in between.  Lots and lots of photos.   Be sure to check out her drawings!

For the Whores!

For all you groupies out there who like to fuck the bands, here's a list of forums where you can share your ho stories!  Have fun and post lots cause I dig reading your tales of fun with the men of the road!

Rock Groupie:  This is a very well run site.  The administrator keeps this forum right on topic and she does not allow any posts that are not related to whoring with rock stars.  The forum is also moderated which is good since it weeds out the trolls.  Yeah, posting can be a bit slow, but when stories are shared, you have a good hunch the majority are true.

Groupie Central:  This is a poorly run site and at times you swear it's fourteen-year-old girls having fantasies and posting about 'em on the board.  It makes for amusing reading but I would take this site with a grain of salt.

The Ho Board:  Just look up and you'll notice I posted the Metal Sludge forum, and within this forum is a groupie board where you ladies can share your tales.  But don't expect much here, just a bunch of women asking about eyeliner, relationship questions and other boring stuff that has no reason being on a groupie board.

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